Thursday 11 October 2012

If My Brain Could Make Noises It Would Totally Be Farting!

That photo above is obviously not me, you can tell by the fact her eyes aren't as crossed as mine are at this present moment, they are not bloodshot to buggery or stacking suitcases at the bottom of the eye sockets.

If my brain could make a noise I'm guessing it would kind of sound like a fart, in actual fact a smelly egg fart because I have eaten egg sandwiches for two days running. You didn't really need to know that did you? My apologies.

I had so many ideas running through my head as I sat in traffic this morning, but unfortunately try as I might, I cannot get my brain to communicate with my fingers. My brain is sort of going hdms hdjasdgyq dhfnl ndajghdyg and my fingers are just all "Huh"?

Call it a brain fart, a temporary malfunction or let's just call it what it really is, me too bloody tired after a few days of being locked away in a room learning to use a new computer program at work.

So tonight which is really today, but by the time you read this it will actually be tomorrow and me just saying it is today..... SEE WHAT I MEAN! I have totally lost my train of thought.

I am not even giggling at the word fart like a 7 year old boy the way I usually would. We are heading into dangerous territory people, it's a sad day when the word fart doesn't get me snorting!

You know I am like really really tired when I cannot coordinate my hands to even move a vodka and lime in the direction of my mouth, not even with the aid of a bendy straw. Its rare, but its happening right now.

So I'm officially calling it guys! I am putting an end to the rambling and backing away from this computer before I humiliate myself any further and I am putting this farting brain of mine to rest for the night.

I'm going to go to drag my weary ass off to bed and watch the Real Housewives of OC Reunion, because that is about all this farting brain of mine can handle tonight, I mean today .... tomorrow..... whatever!

I'll be back tomorrow hopefully with a semi functioning brain AND some goodies you can win.

Before you go though - Please tell me, What's your best home remedy for major brain farts?